These Suck Meter Patch Mil-Spec Monkey Morale Patches are various colored morale patches for those who love to be sarcastic. Especially where the suck factor is extremely high, be it during a training exercise, in an office environment or some other situation where life sucks.
Wear this Suck Meter Patch to tell others how you feel in an indirect way. Now we know you would probably be in trouble if the boss saw you wearing one, so it is probably better to restrict this patch to social occasions. Alternatively, better yet, wear one for morale patch Fridays. The patch is funny no matter where you wear it.
Order this suck meter morale patch today to set your meter on high!
Order now! Welcome to “the suck.”