This Embrace the Suck Patch Mil-Spec Monkey Morale Patch wears like a badge of honor for operators like you who truly have sucked it up in theater. Only you and your military brethren know what “the suck” was really like so you deserve every bit of comic relief you can get your hands on.
So wear this embrace the suck morale patch with pride, knowing you sucked it up for your country and defended our American values to your core. Not many people are willing to do that so you have earned the right to wear this patch on Morale Patch Fridays.
Easy to attach, this Velcro suck patch fastens quickly so you can head out the door fast for a day full of comradery among those who truly get it.
Embrace the Suck and order now!